Don’t ring ring, online phone
Don’t text text, sms
or even poke poke, Facebook
Digg it!
I do the walk
I hate GTalk
I don’t do brand new
I don’t care about ICQ
I’m no Messenger, but nor are you
Now tell me
Why do you tweet, when you’re so oblique
Why do you blog, when you’re dumb as log
Nevermind My Space, I’ll Stumble around your place
Oh please don’t Flickr out
You don’t wanna hang out
